1. hauntumn:

    I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

    (Source: bukkakeluver96, via nevercrystalclear)

  2. loves4free:

Loving you is my favorite thing to do

    loves4free:

    Loving you is my favorite thing to do

    (via copatcetic)

  3. if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

    (Source: sciencefucker, via jesuschristvevo)

  4. fredschilton:

    if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

    (via the-average-gatsby)

  5. lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

    lovesexdevotion:

    That was so beautiful

    (Source: johto-jordan, via caricatureoftradingmistakes)

  6. spaghettipeej:

    spaghettipeej:

    i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

    MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

    (via cosima-niehaus)

  7. romankyaryday:

    you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

    (via tamhonkks)

  8. feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

    feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

    flewor:

    its a metaphor

    jesus christ

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via pizza)

  9. constellationsandcalculations:

will u still luv mi when im no longer yung and bootiful

    constellationsandcalculations:

    will u still luv mi when im no longer yung and bootiful

    (via cosima-niehaus)

  10. (Source: thatwetshirt, via sunroofs)

  11. busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

    busy-tobeinlove:

    professionalcinnabon:

    professionalcinnabon:

    woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

    this is literally the best post ever

    (via the-average-gatsby)

  12. ruinedchildhood:

When the bae texts you to come over

    ruinedchildhood:

    When the bae texts you to come over

    (via pizza)

  13. cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

    cvilbrandt:

    clairefarronsbutt:

    NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

    i died

    (via micoovav)